listen to yourself and watch your language. instead of saying “sorry for ranting”, say “thank you for listening to me”. instead of saying “sorry that i am overemotional”, say “thank you for trying to understand something difficult”. instead of saying “sorry if i am a burden”, say “thank you for the time and energy you invest in our friendship”. good things will come when you realize you are not an apology.
Special Containment Procedures: SCP - [DATA EXPUNGED] is to be contained in an empty room with dimensions no less or greater than 25.603M by 15.24M by 3.05M. Floor is to be polished concrete and room should be well lit with budget grade florescent lighting. Empty chairs may be stored in the room along with SCP - [DATA EXPUNGED]. Urine from SCP [DATA EXPUNGED] is to be removed with a foundation grade vacuum hose every four days and taken to the SCP labs for further study. Disinfecting is unnecessary.
Description: SCP - [DATA EXPUNGED], “The Ball pit” as dubbed by the public before cleansing, is a large blue inflatable swimming pool filled with multicolored plastic balls. The exact dimensions of the Ball pit fluctuate due temperature and air pressure, but it always seems large enough to fit 5+ adult humanoids. The colors of the plastic balls contained in the Ball pit as as follows:
Red
Blue
Green
Yellow
[DATA EXPUNGED]
Orange
Attempts to dissect the plastic balls have failed as no one is allowed to remove the balls from the Ball pit.
At the rate of once per every four days the Ball pit fills with preciously 900ml of mammalian urine from an unknown source. DNA from urine has been documented to come from several different sources from humans to deer to cats to some subspecies of female betta fish. Color and smell vary. Taste unknown.
Communication with the Ball pit has proved futile as it does not seem to hold sentience. All interviews end with interviewers being overcome with the “urge to jump in and play with the balls”, quoted senior Foundation Scientist Doctor Ma[DATA EXPUNGED].
i remember when i first started critical role, and there was a guy who had a real name and a made-up one, and one of those was ‘taliesin’ and the other was ‘percy’, and it took me a long fucking time to figure out which one was him and which was his character
